The SU chamber choir is auditioning. They will be doing 'orrible 'orrible stuff like Beethoven's Choral Fantasia, and the J.S. Bach motet Jesu, Meine Freude (which I've did in the Bach Choir some years ago). And I went, ooh shiny, and seriously considered it. For more than five seconds.
Cheesum tie me up and flog me, already. If not seriously emotionally disturbed I must be masochistic. What part of hearing impaired do you not understand you cottage-cheese-for-brains lilyliver?